Before we read our Bible Story as part of our preschool homeschool routine:
Youngest Child: “Mom, my favorite Bible Story is John the Baptized.”
Me: “Oh yay because that’s the one I was going to read to you this morning.”
Youngest Child: “I love John the Baptized because he baptized Jesus.”
Middle Son Holding an 8 1/2 x 11 dry erase board:
“Mom this is my ipad. I am going to go in the family room and play Diner Dash.”
Middle Son in the Library…
Little kid in the library to my son: “My name is Collin. I am six years old. How many are you?”
My son: “99 dollars.”
As I was cleaning up…
Middle Son: Mom, you aren’t supposed to hold scissors that way. You would not get a scissors safety certificate.
After my son colored in my oldest’s notebook…
8 year old: “Don’t color in my book! I don’t want all scratches in it when I send it to the publisher.”
Doing Saturday chores with my oldest
8 year old: How do I get the bucket ready to mop the floor?
Me: Put a little bit of Pine Sol in the bucket and add water. You know how to do that, right?
8 year old: I’m too afraid to add the Pine Sol.
8 year old: What if I drink it?
Me: Well then don’t drink it.